I'm currently lying on the couch with a glowing red ball of pain in my lower back. After spending all day digging in the yard (I never did find my safe), I went inside for a drink. I was wiping the dirt off my shoes when I felt a screaming pain in my lower back. I spent the next few minutes lying on the floor looking at the ceiling fan, praying death would be swift. I have now made my way to the couch. I turned on the TV, and guess what was on... an infomercial for Back2life, your personal back pain therapist.
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back2life saved my life. well, not mine. it was my cousin's friend.
My doctor recommends putting ice on the area within 48 hours to reduce inflammation. After 48 hours, use heat to increase blood circulation.
Let me know if back2life works if you decide to buy one. I hurt my back too. I'm now on perscription muscle relaxer and pain killer. So drowsy...
I was at the drug store yesterday and they have the backpain medicine on the bottom shelf while hemorrhoid cream at eye level. Do we have a comic strip out of this?
Get well soon!
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