Yesterday I was in the grocery store buying some ice cream, and I was walking down an isle that was blocked by a slow-moving elderly gentleman pushing a cart. I tried to pass on the left and on the right, but was unsuccessful. Suddenly...Apparently he sensed my presence and set off a tactical countermeasure. It worked. I immediately turned and fled.
You've won this round, old man.

1 comment:
Yikes, at least you didn't catch a wiff of it, otherwise it could have INJURED you!
Well at least your safe ans sound now.
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