Our song

This might be the weirdest looking guy I've ever drawn. I'm not sure if I'll ever do a jug-player comic again, but if I do, you can bet this guy will make an appearance.

Don't eat red snow

You may have seen the color version of today's comic. Here is the original:
Please disregard the color version.

Although I liked the explanation from one commenter: "The bazooka IS made with snow---stained red by the blood of that dude's enemies."

F Minus Hate Mail Menu

For your convenience, I have compiled a list of links to my F Minus hate mail blogs. I will add to this list as the hate rolls in. Enjoy!

• Hate Male
• Large Font Edition
• Time is On My Side
• Chuck Norris Always Gets F Minus
• Do You Hate Clown?
• Stop Making Me Think Things!
• Haet Mail
• It's A Squirrel
• I Thought We Settled This
• Spoke Too Soon
• The Comic Spectrum
• Agitated Nerds
• Turtle Store
• Trees 101
• Conspiracy Mail
• Oh Mow You Didn't
• The Face of Hate
• Children? Not a Fan.
• Helpful Hate Mail
• Citation Needed:

Bare bear man.

I did a lot of life drawing in college. This means a group of twenty or so students would sit in a circle around a naked person and draw them for a few hours. Often, the same model would come in for every class, and we would do many drawings every session. I would end up with over a hundred drawings of the same person. Needless to say, this became tedious.
Once I had finished drawing the model, I would add various elements to the background of the drawing for my own amusement. A busy highway, a sewer system, or in this case, a bear:
Fast forward several years to today. I was browsing the internet and stumbled upon this photo:
The similarities are remarkable. Sure the man has gone gray, and managed to wrangle himself some pants, but it's clearly the same couple. They don't seem to be getting along like the used to, unfortunately.

If you haven't used Stumbleupon.com, I highly recommend it. It's the most efficient way to waste time on the internet.

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Halloween

This year I was the skeleton king for Halloween. No, it's not a character from something, I just made it up. Some little trick-or-treater came up to me and said, "Hello, Skeleton King!" as if we were old friends. That's what I like about kids. They don't sit there trying to figure out what movie you are from. They just see a skeleton king and accept it.
I was happy with my Jack-o-lantern this year but I forgot to take a picture before it got kind of squishy. This was my favorite decoration this year:
And here is a photo I took today:It's the only Halloween decoration still out, and I'm starting to think it might be a year-rounder.