Churning It Out

A hilarious article from The Onion: Some Old Man Still Churning Out Marmaduke

This will NOT be me this will NOT be me this will NOT...

My Target Audience

A police officer friend of mine told me that he was recently arresting some dude, and he found two things on him: drugs and F Minus comics.
I'm not sure which one he was arrested for.

Embarrassing Dad

I have to mention this. You might have noticed the return of the gentleman pictured here. I'm calling him Embarrassing Dad. He's not based on my dad. He's based on a guy I actually saw skating down the street just as you see him; Roller skates, afro, Cosby sweater, fanny pack, Spandex bicycle shorts, and two push-sticks with tennis balls at the ends. I tried to take a picture, but I was in my car and it didn't turn out. Just like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster. But I saw him, I swear!

Secret Admirer/Litterer

A few days ago I spent some time at my favorite coffee shop trying to come up with cartoon ideas. When I came out, I found this coffee cup sleeve on my windshield. Since I also use my car as a garbage can, I wasn't too upset. Then I noticed a little note written on it.If you can't see it, it says "F Minus=A Plus"
Thank you mysterious messenger, wherever you are!
I also found some bird poop on my car, but I think it was unrelated.

Is your refrigerator running?

Here we see F Minus fan Wild Wilson showing off his new F Minus magnet. What, you didn't get one? You must not be a member of the F Minus Fan Club. That sucks.
If you did get your magnet, email me a photo of your refrigerator. I'll post mine too.

Big Hat Barry Wrap-Up

Well, it's over. As we all saw last week, Barry passed away when his big hat filled with water in the bathtub and he was unable to escape. And then yesterday there was a follow-up comic that revealed his final destination.
I would say the public reaction thus far has been quiet mourning. Or possibly denial. The important thing is that F Minus has taken its place in the history books with one of the most important, touching, tear-jerking, poignant comic strip character deaths of all time.

Maybe next week I'll kill the Creepy Old Hobo. He's kinda hard to draw.