Happy F Minus Day!

F Minus began national syndication 4 years ago today! Thank you to all my great readers, and the newspapers that have supported F Minus. So how will you celebrate F Minus Day? Email me and I will select one answer at random to receive an F Minus prize!
Happy F Minus Day!

Tony Updates His Status

My column has been up and running since the start of the year. Read a new column every month in the Times Publications, a free-distribution newspaper here in Arizona. Check out the last few columns here: January February March

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Egg Family Portrait

Happy Easter!

Q: Today's Comic

A: Of course not.