I've been doing a lot of charcoal drawings lately, and today I got to spend the afternoon drawing people dressed as superheros at an open session at Mesa Community College, courtesy of the Arizona Avengers.
Above are some of my ten-minute sketches. The hand-made Iron Man costume was especially impressive, and even had the glowing eyes and chest-piece. He had some trouble with steps though... I guess the rocket boots weren't working.
Now that the good people at Pop-Tarts have started printing "edible" advertisements on the frosting, I think it's time they officially changed their name to Pop-Ups. Then I can install a pop-up blocker on my toaster, to make sure only Toaster Strudel makes it through.
While we are on the subject, my method of eating Pop-Tarts is to break off and eat the unfrosted edges first, then the frosted edges, and finally the middle. It's been my MO since I was a kid. Now I eat them upside down so I don't have to read about Nascar.
To those who have seen today's comic, I share an important email I received this morning: "Tony, Today's cartoon shows a pickup truck with a dinosaur fossil taped to the hood.. You should know, and advise your readership, that removal of artifacts from govermental and/or private land is against the law (a felony).
(Name Omitted)"
I encourage anyone who removed artifacts from governmental and/or private land as a result of reading this comic immediately turn yourself in to local authorities for prosecution. To set a proper example, I will be turning in the many skulls I have acquired as soon as Halloween is over.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
I need a better camera for when I go to the grocery store. 
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At first I thought the brand was Hustler. 
Here we see the Grab-a-Bubble, a fun bubble toy for kids, hanging next to a... what is that? A bedazzled cigarette lighter? Not only that, it's been marked down to allowance-level prices. 
This one's hard to read, I know. The outside of the greeting card says, "I'd like it better if you were better" and the inside says, "Way better!" A sugary sweet get-well card, right? Now imagine giving it to a perfectly healthy employee or significant other.
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