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I was just watching a Simpsons re-run, and saw Principal Skinner react to one of Bart's pranks by saying, "What the F Minus?"
I've never seen that before! Are there any Simpsons nerds out there with some insight on this line?

Pretty Good Bowl

The Super Bowl just left town, and since I forgot to get tickets, I went to a celebrity football game instead. After waiting for an hour to get in I didn't feel like sitting in metal stands, so I decided to sneak into the VIP section. Since I didn't have a fake pass or staff shirt with me, I pretended to be on the phone and walked confidently past security. Confidence works better than a pass around your neck most of the time.
The VIP section had comfortable white couches that were marked with the names of different companies. I sidled up next to some guys from Pontiac and pretended they were my good friends. The security guard in the red jacket knew I was up to something, so I moved back a section.
In about two seconds I realized that I was in the Playboy section. I clearly did not belong here, and the ladies knew it. Since my options were blend in or get kicked out, I moved over one more section. After pretending to be part of the TV crew for a while, the game finally started and I settled down into an unoccupied couch. I was surrounded by random celebrities and very important looking people.The game was fun. It was hosted by Maria Menounos and included David Spade, Stacey Keibler, Matt Leinart, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian, Warren Moon, Pete Wentz, and more. I know, I had to look some of them up too. But there was one guy I recognized right away... Wee-Man!
I sat next to Wee-Man for most of the game. Of course he was dressed as an Oompa-Loompa. I also met Terry Crews from Everybody Hates Chris...
After the game there was a concert by Fall Out Boy.
They were good, but their biggest fan was clearly this woman, who I call "Embarrassing Mom":

Good bye, Super Bowl. I'll miss you.

New Traditions

Did you know in the Ukraine they decorate Christmas trees with spiderwebs? It's true. Why do they do it? Because somebody decided they should, and so they did. Now it's our turn.
F Minus day is a relatively new holiday and has no set traditions yet. That means it's up to us, the F Minus generation (I just made that up, and I love it), to decide how future generations will celebrate this holiday. What are your ideas? Here's a few to get you started:
On F Minus day...
-Wear a shirt from the back of your closet that you never intended on wearing again.
-Pick your favorite meal, and eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
-Purchase some comfortable underwear and give it to a stranger.
-Decorate your house with stuff from every holiday. (Eggs, pumpkins, mistletoe, shamrocks)
-Wear a wig.
None of these ideas are set in stone. They are just off the top of my head. I need to hear some more ideas, so tell me what you think.

F Minus Day- April 17th

Why are these postcards flooding my mailbox? No, it's not spontaneous love. They are from F Minus fan club members taking part in the F Minus Day (April 17th) giveaway. If you're in the fan club but you haven't heard about this, email me at tony at fminus.net

If you haven't joined the F Minus fan club yet... well, I don't know what to tell you.

Clap-clap-clap-clap!

This is probably the funniest episode of Friends I've ever seen.